How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
How much money does a skunk have?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Do dads always snore?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?