What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunderwear.
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What country has the most fish?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?