Do dads always snore?
No, only when they are asleep!
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why do cubes make great referees?