Do dads always snore?
No, only when they are asleep!
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?