What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
It's frozen.
Why do all the planets get along?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?