Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
They don't have the right koalafications.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why was the bee sad?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What animal likes to party the most?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?