What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Where do surfers go to school?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?