Why was the math book sad in winter?
It had too many problems to solve before spring!
Shoutout to my grandma!
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
How do you spot a modern spider?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?