Why was the math book sad in winter?
It had too many problems to solve before spring!
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?