Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York!
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Surprise!!!!
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What does a panda ghost say?