What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
We had a discussion about roses.
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why was the bee sad?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?