Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?