What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Tweetie Pie.
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you call a pig thief?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the window need an aspirin?