Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
How do locomotives know where to go?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
How did the pirate call his mother?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?