Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do math teachers eat?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?