Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?