What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Old yeller.
What animals make the best students?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's the slowest 5k?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?