What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
Which bug is related to you?
Why was the math book sad?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How do fireflies start a race?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?