What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's a henway?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which relative loves rice?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?