What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
A palm tree.
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why is summer always sad?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
How do eggs end a TV show?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?