What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
A palm tree.
What's the beach's favorite movie?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
If you need help building an ark...
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?