Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
With great powder comes great responsibility.
What's the most masculine animal?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why was the cat so small?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?