Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
With great powder comes great responsibility.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?