What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's the friendliest national park?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What are baby potatoes called?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
How do you measure a millennial?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?