What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What fairy loves to count?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?