What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
I scream.
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?