How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
There's a spring in people's step.
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Which animal is the most religious?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?