What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
I need to go pie down.
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where do goldfish go camping?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?