What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
I need to go pie down.
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
When do cows get tired?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What is the coolest country?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?