What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Peek-a-boo!
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's red and smells like blue paint?