What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Peek-a-boo!
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do fish do at parades?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?