Did you take the patient's temperature?
No. Is it missing?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How do you measure a millennial?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?