Did you take the patient's temperature?
No. Is it missing?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why are cars magic?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Where does laundry go to college?