What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
A toll-house road.
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Do dads always snore?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you call a short cow?
How do you grill cheese?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?