What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
Which office space loves to cut corners?
How was the wedding?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Which cats love to be petted?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?