What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call a Zen egg?