Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why are winter days great?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?