My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
It literally takes her nana-seconds.
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How does a cow do math?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the frog starve?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?