Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What food is a man's best friend?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What makes music in your hair?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?