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They are both hoping for a call back!
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What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
How can you farm during the winter?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
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What did the calculator tell his valentine?
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What is a plane full of male cows called?
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What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How does the sun listen to music?