Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Because their army is made up of toy soldiers.
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What animal has the most fun?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Which family member is always relieved?