Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Because their army is made up of toy soldiers.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What table can you never sit at?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the professor write on the window?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What bird is losing its hair?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Which big cat loves to drive?