What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What school subject really rocks?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What does the sun drink out of?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why are bakers so good at math?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?