What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
Why do all the planets get along?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
How is cat food sold?