Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What bee is good for your health?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?