Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
How do billboards talk?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the opposite of coffee?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Where do ants go to eat?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?