What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A dingo-ling.
What shape has a knighthood?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why do golfers hate cake?