Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What is the best book to read in autumn?