Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you give a sick pig?
How does a polar bear build a house?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?