What school subject really rocks?
Geology!
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why was the cat so small?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
How did the toad die?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Which animals make the best football players?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?