Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?