Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the fish blush?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?