Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do golfers drink on the green?