How did the two figs make their marriage last?
They went out on weekly dinner dates!
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What was the first animal in space?
Why did electricity win the race?
It's Crowded!
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?