How did the two figs make their marriage last?
They went out on weekly dinner dates!
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do insects learn at school?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?