What's a pastor's favorite city?
Providence.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why was the dog so popular?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why do bees gossip?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?