What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why was the fish so smart?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What's the noisiest food?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why do cows always skip gym class?