Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Margaritaville®!
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do birds go to drink?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?