What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
What color are all the books in the library?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?