What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
They brace themselves.
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?