What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
They brace themselves.
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?