What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?