What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why do bees gossip?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?