How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
As mushroom as possible.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What utensil does water use to eat?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do elves learn in school?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?