What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
The dog has a louder bark.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why do rhinos charge?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?