Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Because there was so much poison IV.
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
How does a barber get to work?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?