If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Christ-mass!
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?