What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Numbers.
I'm not a bad putter.
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What animals make the best students?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did autumn say to summer?
What did the bee say to the flower?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the confused bee say?